Feb

14

To My Dear (insert your name here)

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Ladies, excuse me… Loves,      I want to apologize that I’m unable to take all you wonderful souls out this evening. To show that I truly appreciate all of you asking me out, I’ll give you a poem.

To My Valentine I had a dream and it was youWe fell in love, now this is trueLike two [...]

Jul

2

5 Worst Times To Fast Food

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I have come up with what I believe could be the worst times to fast (give up) food. I think any normal human would agree.
5. Researching various places for an article on ‘the Best Pizza this Side of Texas’
4. Treating possible business partners for dinner
3. The same noble day you donate blood and plasma.
2. [...]