Cryptozoologist

You may be wondering, ‘hey, why wasn’t this updated yesterday?’ The dad gum truth is that I was zapped up by creatures from above and didn’t get back home till 20 minutes ago. Now that my return is obvious so are my favorite cheesy news stories.
Here’s a few from today:
Panda poop to be recycled into [...]

Currently Listening To:
A great cover by the Foo Fighters: Baker Street

Dentist wins case over tusks in mouth
OLYMPIA, Wash. - An oral surgeon who played a practical joke on his assistant, and got sued for it, ended up getting the last laugh Thursday.
-Falling ice chunks hit Iowa neighborhood
I wonder if some Joe Dirt found a meteor?
- Wis. boy’s lemonade stand robbed
HAHAHA!
- Bed and breakfast at [...]

I often sit at work completely caught up and wonder, “what shall I do to make boring time, super fun time.” I finally have come up with a plan that will change boring time forever, ‘Super Fun Lesson.’
In my Super Fun Lesson’s series I will dare to go where no other thrill [...]

Oscar the cat predicts patients’ deaths
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen [...]

This song always makes me reflect back on one night when I decided I couldn’t lose my love. Rumor was my baby doll was moving to China the next morning. I had to rescue her so our love would forever be written in the tablets of cupid’s heart.
I had to hurry, daylight was [...]

You too can learn to keep trying and trying from one man who was never afraid to keep moving on. Read his heartwarming story now!
Once, twice, three times arrested
ONEIDA, N.Y. - A central New York man hit the criminal justice trifecta, three arrests in three hours. Kevin Rich, 40, was charged early [...]

I know as a child going on twenty seven I often refer back to those glorious days in day cares, pre-school and kindergarten. Probably the most remembered part of those years was right after lunch. A little period we’d call, ‘Nap Time.’ You move to first grade and wish you had them, [...]

China’s Loch Ness monster has been sighted
London, July 19 (ANI): China’s state run television has claimed that it has received a video report about the sighting of a Loch Ness monster churning across Lake Kanasi in the remote western province of Xinjiang.
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- Lindsay Lohan arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, possession [...]

At 560 kg, Mexican man weighs into record books- Australian fan takes the plunge to secure latest Potter book
-Man finds out wife, not daughter, having affair
-Philly mayor and guards rescue boy, cat
-How Mosquitoes Walk on Water and Up Walls

Tiny dog saves baby from rattlesnake

-“Green” bandit killed after 32 years on the run