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No Longer My Birthday But Still Accepting Gifts

May 1, 2005

Dear Logbook,
As everyone.. as my family knew, saturday was my birthday. i’m old now, but way to awesomely mature. grrr, chicks dig that. I had sweet tea three different times today. Once at my aunt’s, second at lunch, and thirdly at a gas station. The joy, the joy. My dinner was super dooper. It was with Lauren’s folks and her, as well as Jelly, Marky, Skip, Noodles, and Meatface were also there.

Joey and I finished the night out with a wussy game of wiffle ball. Some how with fatigue and no luck, I pulled through and beat Big Friar Hey Joey Mekiah Breaks Things Mac the 1st.

Everyone, thanks for the birthday statements, phone calls, letters, and strange internet operator phone call.
Some blonde, 130lb, blue eye, horse trainer has a lot of explaining to do. There’s only about 5 people that this could be, mainly dudes, which is scary. Well, I enjoy you strange oids. Speaking of strange my new favorite radio program which does not effect my spiritual thinking is, Coast To Coast a national syndicated A.M. radio show. Goofy, goofy stuff.

lame pictures of the day:

Thanks for reading my logbook. Peeps we are going to chi town. Kristin needs a standing ovation. Meatface, you need to less garlic.
I’m going to get up for church.
I love you, good night and God bless,
Bamboo
Poddy Bidet News : emoart.com

ps humbleclub’s face lift??

  1. Anonymous Said,

    You’re a stand-up guy bamboo (not totally sure what that saying means, but I’ve heard it used before.) no pun intended hehe. I hope your day of birth was indeed a joyous celebration where a plentitude of fun was had by all. :D see you on the road,
    Kristin

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